Page 2 Goes Blow By Blow; Spurs as Roughage

ESPN's Bill Simmons gives you minute by minute analysis of Game 1's pregame show. I particularly like the line score after three, San Antonio 55, Detroit 51, ABC 10 (that's the number of ABC executives who just jumped out of a window).

Here's a headline you love to see. Sports Illustrated: Spurs are Boring. Chris Mannix calls your Western Conference champions annoying, and shines a light on all the entertainment they don't provide. That's okay, Chris. Like you said, they just keep winning.